Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Meet the New Billionaire, Same as the Old Billionaire

According to the latest reports, there are 793 billionaires in the world. Now there are 794. After starting with two million dollars several years ago, I managed to parlay my knowledge of Hollywood box office success and failure into a tidy fortune. I haven't really done much for the past year, but I checked the site and discovered that by holding my position unchanged for the past year I managed to boost my assets from 950 million to today's cool billion.

Of course the way everything is going, I'm going to need that billion a few years from now.