Gender Card

Above video: h/t (en)gender. Last Palin posting for a while. No, really, I promise.

I just finished my first Ancient Greek class at Fordham University today. I'm the oldest student in the class. Actually I'm the only student old enough to legally buy beer. Actually when I became old enough to legally buy beer, none of the other students had even been born yet. Yeah, I'm the oldest student in the class.

My professor said, "Unless you're Siamese twins with a bong this semester, it is impossible for you to fail this class."

I'm older than my professor, as well.